Hilarious Bowling Puns to Make You Smile

We all like to laugh. In fact, laughter is actually good for your health! It reduces stress levels and blood pressure, and people who laugh more tend to live longer. Bowling also happens to be good for your health. In an effort to combine health, happiness, and our favorite activity, bowling, we’ve put together some silly bowling puns to make you laugh.

We hope this never happens to you…

I wanted to go bowling but the pins were on strike.

You can use a house ball…

I’ve left my bowling balls at home. Have you got any to spare?

For the sports fans…

Did you know the best football players are super bowlers?

What’s your team name?

My bowling team is called “Lightning” because we get so many strikes.

We think anyone can be a bowler, but…

Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.

This is obviously a lie…

I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun but I thought I’d spare you.

We’ll see you at the lanes!

After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling.